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Traffic Violations "But, your honor! I didn't commit that crime."Traffic Violations by ~Thomar
The judge rubbed his forehead with both hands. "Your vehicle was double-parked, on a curb, and had struck a mailbox. We have two store surveillance tapes showing you parking it and driving it away. But you claim innocence?"
"Simple!" Eisenhower raised a fat finger to his forehead. "I was braincast to Earth from oh-five hundred to oh-three thousand. The man who committed that crime was not me!"
The judge just blinked.
Braincasting was relatively new, but several big executives used it to commute to the Jovian moons to keep an eye on their businesses. The process is simple. Pack a quick-growing
Cheap "So," the diplomat said, "is our offer acceptable to the people of Earth?"Cheap by ~Thomar
I held my face in my hands and said nothing. The young lieutenant on my right sat back down with another cup of coffee. The soldier standing on my left shifted his stance uneasily.
"This is a lot to… Can I ask you a few questions again?"
The diplomat twitched a tail, but said nothing.
"You've been surveying Earth for decades? That's how you speak English?"
"Affirmative."
"And right now some alien space-pirates, or the equivalent, are hurtling towards Earth faster than light, and they're due in a couple of hours?"
"We estimate they will take action in one hu
Real "Plip-plip!" beeped the lenses. Blue jumped up and ran to the bathroom to dry his hair, then stepped back into the living room and pressed his lenses to the bridge of his nose. Glowing green letters reading, "CONNECTING…" seemed to hover in the middle of the room for half a second.Real by ~Thomar
"Blue! How was your day?" A few posters popped onto the walls, followed by a bed, a desk, a high-def console on the opposite wall slightly intersecting Blue's musty couch. He waited for the rest of the room to load, and then Spaz appeared, lying lazily on her bed. She was wearing a more simple t-shirt today, plain and peach-colored.
"Alright, Spaz. You know,
Optimism 
Lilith 
I enjoy every minute of it! 
Hello thar!
Yay.
IT'S NEVER LUPUS 
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in this world of pain and suffering...may i be the one to always hold your hand? 
